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~Raunchy-Rachel:iconRaunchy-Rachel:

Time for me to dance! *jig*  

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OH NOS It's my life story

Ok, so I was born while my parents were on an expedition trip in the south pole   
There some polar bears ate my dad and tried to kill my mom, but she was all, "Aiaiaiiaia," and kicked their furry asses... Then she came back home and tried to raise me as normally as she could, but she would always tell me I was just like my father... Then one day when I was three I had enough and bitch-slapped her across the face and left her for another woman   
So I was on my own and I asked myself, "Where do all the beautiful people go?" Cuz I was dead sexy, you see... And so I told myself, "Duh! Montana!"   
So I went to Mont

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Born from the WaterThere was a baby girl  Said to be born of an oyster.  The most beautiful pearl of them all  
Destined from first breath  To be ruler of the waves.   
Then there was a girl  She longed to be in the water  The sea was her bliss  And she vowed to follow it always.   
A young woman, the girl gone,  Had never been to the sea.  She had an emptiness she could not identify  But tried to live a decent life.  Where had she gone wrong?   
A mother watched her children grow  She was proud of what she had accomplished  But she longed to be elsewhere.  Then Born from the Water
in Open on 7/17/06
Why do you have my face
in deviantID on 2/23/06
I'm a ballerinaBe aloof and distant,  If that is how you wish.  But know that I'll go dancing.  Dancing without you.   
Drink your wine, you're better  Than us with our water.  Remember we are dancing.  
Dancing all alone.   
Your distance is contagious;  I've not been out for days.  I think that I'll go dancing.  Dancing in your honor.   
I won't forgive your silence.  I thought I was done dancing,  But look at me this time  Dancing once again. I'm a ballerina
in Ballad on 1/24/06
How Dare YouWhy are you always smiling at me?  How do you manage to keep me smiling, too?  Since when have I ever wanted ‘happily ever after‘?  I never did before I met you.  Where do you get off making me think about you  Even when you’re not there…  How can you do that, anyway?  What’s so special about you to make me care?  I have so many things to ask you,  That I doubt we’ll ever know.  How dare you make me sing my love for you?  Which I usually would never show…  What does it matter why, though?  As long as we stay together,  I will remain in this happy stupor,  And always wi How Dare You
in Fixed on 11/21/05
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Macabre

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 28, 2006, 7:30 PM
I have rewritten some of my story Macabre which makes it seem slightly less like mindless erotisism. It's slowly becoming the horror story I've always wanted it to be! Unfortunately my internet is out, so you all out there shall never know the beautiful progress I have made. Oh well, it's not over yet. Soon!
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  • Current Residence: Texas, Houston
  • Interests: Cello-ing, Chatting on AIM
  • Favourite movie: Josie and the Pussycats is the best movie ever! ...I don't really have one
  • Favourite band or musician: Oh so many... Right now I'm kind of obsessed with The Rasmus
  • Favourite genre of music: I like most music, except rap and country
  • Operating System: XP
  • Favourite cartoon character: Brian
  • Personal Quote: It's St. Patrick's Day?
  • Tools of the Trade: Screwdriver

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~h3nno:iconh3nno: Aug 3, 2006, 11:36:41 PM
haha, I think__ you got spamed :P

-h3nno

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~ShatteredInAspect:iconShatteredInAspect: Jul 18, 2006, 5:56:49 PM
Racchheeelll *cries*
I miss you :(
But im coming home on sunday!
Oh Oh, i got a cell phone too...i´ll call you when i get back...so you´ll have my number..and stuff :boogie:
:smooch: I LOVE YOU NOOGUMSSSSS

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Triple Word Score..HERPES! :heart:
~Raunchy-Rachel:iconRaunchy-Rachel: Jul 18, 2006, 2:33:45 PM
::'(:

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What is your chlamydia doing in my eye?!
~vampiregodess666:iconvampiregodess666: Jun 24, 2006, 10:31:24 PM
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~pantsdontdance:iconpantsdontdance: May 29, 2006, 10:50:47 AM
I mished you.

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